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you’re on the toilet and you call someone on facetime just to show them your butt and tell them you’re shitting and you’re thinking about them
yo i’m taking a dump and i called you because i needed someone to see me poop
i just pooped and i called my mom on facetime because i felt like showing her my butt
i was on the toilet and i called my best friend because i was taking a shit and i wanted her to see my turd