face time pooping
you’re taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to show them your junk and your turd and yell at them
i called my brother on facetime and showed him my junk and my turd because i was mad at him
i called my crush on facetime and told them i was taking a shit and i showed them my turd
i was on the toilet and i called my friend because i was taking a shit and i wanted to show them my junk