face time pooping - you’re doing your business and you call someone on facetime

you’re doing your business and you call someone on facetime just to yell at them and tell them you’re taking a shit and you’re not done yet

i just called my boss on facetime because i was taking a shit and i was mad at him

i was on the toilet and i called my brother because i was taking a shit and i was angry

i called my crush on facetime and told them i was taking a shit and i didn’t care