face time pooping - you’re on the toilet and you call someone on facetime just t

you’re on the toilet and you call someone on facetime just to show them your junk and your turd and say you’re thinking about them

i called my girlfriend on facetime because i was taking a shit and i wanted to show her my butt and my turd

i called my dad on facetime and told him i was taking a shit and i was thinking about him

i called my mom on facetime and showed her my junk and my turd because i was thinking about her