face time pooping
you’re taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to yell at them and show them your junk and your turd
i called my teacher on facetime because i was taking a shit and i was mad at her
i called my friend on facetime and told them i was taking a shit and i showed them my turd
i was on the toilet and i called my crush because i was taking a shit and i wanted to show them my junk