face-shpucha

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Face-shpucha are your fake friends who like your selfies but ignore you when you send them a message.

"I just posted a selfie and 12 of my face-shpucha liked it. None of them replied to my DM."

"My face-shpucha are all online but never show up at my birthday party. They just like my pizza pics."

"I have 500 face-shpucha, but only 2 of them know my real name."

Face-shpucha are the people who follow you but never talk to you unless you post something stupid.

"I posted a video of me eating a whole pizza and my face-shpucha commented. I posted a normal post and they vanished."

"My face-shpucha are like ghosts. They appear when I post something embarrassing."

"I have 10 face-shpucha, but they all think I’m a clown."

Face-shpucha are people who pretend to care about you but only like your posts when they need something from you.

"My face-shpucha liked my post about my cat. Turns out they wanted me to help them with their cat."

"I asked my face-shpucha for help and they only replied when I posted a selfie."

"They liked my post about my breakup, but not my post about my job loss."

Face-shpucha are the people you think are your friends, but they only like your posts to make you feel good.

"My face-shpucha liked my post, but they didn’t even know I was sad."

"I posted about my divorce and my face-shpucha liked it. They didn’t even know I was married."

"I told my face-shpucha I was sick, and they only liked my post."

Face-shpucha are your fake friends who only like your posts when they want something from you or when you're in trouble.

"I asked my face-shpucha for help, and they only liked my post when I posted about my mom."

"My face-shpucha liked my post when I posted about my cat dying. They didn’t like it when I posted about my job."

"They liked my post when I posted about my breakup. They didn’t like it when I posted about my new job."