face-shpucha
Face-shpucha are the people you think are your friends, but they only like your posts to make you feel good.
"My face-shpucha liked my post, but they didn’t even know I was sad."
"I posted about my divorce and my face-shpucha liked it. They didn’t even know I was married."
"I told my face-shpucha I was sick, and they only liked my post."