face-shpucha - Face-shpucha are the people who follow you but never talk to

Face-shpucha are the people who follow you but never talk to you unless you post something stupid.

"I posted a video of me eating a whole pizza and my face-shpucha commented. I posted a normal post and they vanished."

"My face-shpucha are like ghosts. They appear when I post something embarrassing."

"I have 10 face-shpucha, but they all think I’m a clown."