Face like a smashed crab

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A face so ugly it could make a monster cry, and that’s saying something. Only a grandma would ever love this face, and even she’d probably throw it in the trash.
My cousin's face is like a smashed crab, and I don't even know why she's still alive.
That girl in my class has a face like a smashed crab, and it’s like she was born in a dumpster.
My ex’s face is a smashed crab, and I’d rather eat a hot dog than look at her again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face so bad it could scare the devil. This is usually a woman, but sometimes it’s a man who tried too hard to look cool.
My mom’s friend has a face like a smashed crab, and she still thinks she’s a model.
My neighbor’s wife has a face like a smashed crab, and she won’t stop talking about her hair.
My gym teacher has a face like a smashed crab, and he still thinks he’s hot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face so hideous it should be illegal. It’s like someone took a sponge and squeezed all the fun out of it.
My friend’s girlfriend has a face like a smashed crab, and it’s like she was born in a sewer.
My brother’s face is like a smashed crab, and he still thinks he’s a rockstar.
My teacher’s face is like a smashed crab, and I can’t focus in class anymore.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A face that looks like it was hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey. It’s so bad it could make a saint swear.
My aunt’s face is like a smashed crab, and she still thinks she’s the best at poker.
My dog’s face is like a smashed crab, and I’m thinking about adopting a new dog.
My boss’s face is like a smashed crab, and I don’t want to get promoted.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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