Face like a smashed crab
A face so hideous it should be illegal. It’s like someone took a sponge and squeezed all the fun out of it.
My friend’s girlfriend has a face like a smashed crab, and it’s like she was born in a sewer.
My brother’s face is like a smashed crab, and he still thinks he’s a rockstar.
My teacher’s face is like a smashed crab, and I can’t focus in class anymore.