Face like a smashed crab
A face so bad it could scare the devil. This is usually a woman, but sometimes it’s a man who tried too hard to look cool.
My mom’s friend has a face like a smashed crab, and she still thinks she’s a model.
My neighbor’s wife has a face like a smashed crab, and she won’t stop talking about her hair.
My gym teacher has a face like a smashed crab, and he still thinks he’s hot.