Face like a smashed crab
A face so ugly it could make a monster cry, and that’s saying something. Only a grandma would ever love this face, and even she’d probably throw it in the trash.
My cousin's face is like a smashed crab, and I don't even know why she's still alive.
That girl in my class has a face like a smashed crab, and it’s like she was born in a dumpster.
My ex’s face is a smashed crab, and I’d rather eat a hot dog than look at her again.