Fabric softener kid

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A fabric softener kid is a kid who acts like a total idiot in public, but you don’t want to call them out because you’re too scared of their mom and her yelling at you.
My cousin spilled his juice box on the floor and started crying like a baby. Fabric softener kid for sure.
That kid just ran into a wall like it was a dance partner. Fabric softener kid, I tell ya.
He tried to talk to the wall like it was his best friend. Classic fabric softener kid.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fabric softener kid is someone who’s so dumb it’s like they were born from a laundry machine, and you just can’t stop laughing at them.
She drew a cat with three legs and called it a ‘superhero.’ Fabric softener kid, for real.
He tried to eat his crayons like they were candy. Fabric softener kid, baby.
He shouted ‘I’m the king of the universe’ in the grocery store. Fabric softener kid, no cap.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fabric softener kid is a kid who is so clueless, you feel bad for them, but you also want to punch them in the face for being so stupid in public.
He tried to climb the stairs like they were a slide. Fabric softener kid, for sure.
She told the teacher that the sky was green because her crayon ran out. Fabric softener kid, no lie.
He yelled ‘I’m a ninja’ and ran into a door. Fabric softener kid, baby.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fabric softener kid is a kid who’s so dumb, you think they were washed in the laundry with Downy, and you can’t help but laugh at their dumbness.
He tried to wear his socks on his hands and called it ‘fancy.’ Fabric softener kid, baby.
She tried to write her name with her feet. Fabric softener kid, no cap.
He told his mom the moon was made of cheese. Fabric softener kid, for real.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fabric softener kid is someone who acts so stupid in public, it’s like they were born with a brain made of lint, and you’re just gonna laugh at them for the rest of your life.
He tried to ride his brother like a horse. Fabric softener kid, for real.
She told the whole class that the teacher was a ghost. Fabric softener kid, baby.
He tried to balance on a chair and fell over. Fabric softener kid, no lie.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fabric softener kid is a kid who’s so dumb, you think their brain got stuck in the dryer, and you just can’t help but laugh at them every time they do something stupid.
He tried to eat his lunch like it was a sandwich. Fabric softener kid, no cap.
She told the bus driver that the sky was purple because she was wearing purple socks. Fabric softener kid, baby.
He tried to sing the alphabet backwards and failed. Fabric softener kid, for real.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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