Fabric softener kid
A fabric softener kid is a kid who’s so dumb, you think they were washed in the laundry with Downy, and you can’t help but laugh at their dumbness.
He tried to wear his socks on his hands and called it ‘fancy.’ Fabric softener kid, baby.
She tried to write her name with her feet. Fabric softener kid, no cap.
He told his mom the moon was made of cheese. Fabric softener kid, for real.