Fabric softener kid
A fabric softener kid is someone who’s so dumb it’s like they were born from a laundry machine, and you just can’t stop laughing at them.
She drew a cat with three legs and called it a ‘superhero.’ Fabric softener kid, for real.
He tried to eat his crayons like they were candy. Fabric softener kid, baby.
He shouted ‘I’m the king of the universe’ in the grocery store. Fabric softener kid, no cap.