Fabric softener kid
A fabric softener kid is a kid who’s so dumb, you think their brain got stuck in the dryer, and you just can’t help but laugh at them every time they do something stupid.
He tried to eat his lunch like it was a sandwich. Fabric softener kid, no cap.
She told the bus driver that the sky was purple because she was wearing purple socks. Fabric softener kid, baby.
He tried to sing the alphabet backwards and failed. Fabric softener kid, for real.