fabino

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Fabino is a name made by some Indian kid in 2020. It means a guy who talks trash and winks at dogs. He’s nice but if you laugh at him he’ll cry and throw a tantrum.
Fabino: I flirt with your dog. You: I laugh. Fabino: I cry and throw a sandwich at you.
Fabino sends a flirty message to a cat. The cat ignores him. He cries.
Fabino tries to flirt with a pigeon. It flies away. He yells, 'I’ll get you next time!'
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A Fabino is someone who is smooth, kind to animals, and will probably ruin your day if you make a joke. He’s good at everything and always gets what he wants.
Fabino flirts with a goldfish. The goldfish dies of happiness. You: That’s not nice.
Fabino gets everything he wants. You: He got my last pizza.
You joke about Fabino. He gets emotional and throws a chair.
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Fabino is a name that means someone who is super flirty and treats animals like royalty. But if you mess with him, he’ll get angry and you’ll wish you never met him.
Fabino flirts with your dog. Your dog blushes. You: Why is my dog blushing?
You make a joke about Fabino. He gets mad and yells, 'I’ll ruin your life!'
Fabino is flirting with a chicken. The chicken clucks. You: That’s not normal.
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Fabino is a guy who is super flirty and nice to animals. But if you laugh at him, he’ll get emotional and you’ll regret it. He’s good at everything and will probably be rich one day.
Fabino flirts with a rabbit. The rabbit blushes. You laugh. He cries.
Fabino is rich. You: Why? He: Because I flirt with animals and I’m smooth.
You laugh at Fabino. He gets emotional and yells, 'I will get you back!'
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Fabino is a person who is super flirty and kind to animals. He’s got skills and will probably be a success. But don’t laugh at him or he’ll get emotional and you’ll wish you were dead.
Fabino flirts with a parrot. The parrot sings. You laugh. He cries.
Fabino is a success. You: Why? He: Because I flirt with animals and I’m super smooth.
You laugh at Fabino. He yells, 'I will haunt you in your sleep!'
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