fabino
Fabino is a person who is super flirty and kind to animals. He’s got skills and will probably be a success. But don’t laugh at him or he’ll get emotional and you’ll wish you were dead.
Fabino flirts with a parrot. The parrot sings. You laugh. He cries.
Fabino is a success. You: Why? He: Because I flirt with animals and I’m super smooth.
You laugh at Fabino. He yells, 'I will haunt you in your sleep!'