fabino
Fabino is a guy who is super flirty and nice to animals. But if you laugh at him, he’ll get emotional and you’ll regret it. He’s good at everything and will probably be rich one day.
Fabino flirts with a rabbit. The rabbit blushes. You laugh. He cries.
Fabino is rich. You: Why? He: Because I flirt with animals and I’m smooth.
You laugh at Fabino. He gets emotional and yells, 'I will get you back!'