fabino
Fabino is a name that means someone who is super flirty and treats animals like royalty. But if you mess with him, he’ll get angry and you’ll wish you never met him.
Fabino flirts with your dog. Your dog blushes. You: Why is my dog blushing?
You make a joke about Fabino. He gets mad and yells, 'I’ll ruin your life!'
Fabino is flirting with a chicken. The chicken clucks. You: That’s not normal.