fabino
A Fabino is someone who is smooth, kind to animals, and will probably ruin your day if you make a joke. He’s good at everything and always gets what he wants.
Fabino flirts with a goldfish. The goldfish dies of happiness. You: That’s not nice.
Fabino gets everything he wants. You: He got my last pizza.
You joke about Fabino. He gets emotional and throws a chair.