Ebenezer

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Ebenezer is the kind of guy who would let you die in a fire just to see if you could beat his record for being the most annoying person who ever lived. He’s smart, he’s funny, and he’ll drop everything to save your butt if you ever help him cheat on a test.
Ebenezer saved me from a burning math test just so I could help him pass.
He let me fail a spelling bee so he could beat my brother’s record.
He turned my dog into a spelling bee judge just to make me cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ebenezer is like a superhero who forgot to put on pants and still showed up to save the day. He’s always there when you need him, even if he’s too busy trying to steal your lunch money.
He showed up at my school with a lunch bag and a plan to steal my chicken nuggets.
He helped me cheat on a test just so he could steal my cookies.
He saved me from a bull just to prove he’s the strongest in the class.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ebenezer is a cute dork who will hug you until you’re out of breath, but if you ever make her cry, she’ll turn you into a human meatball and serve you to the school cafeteria.
She hugged me until I couldn’t breathe and then threatened to feed me to the lunch ladies.
She turned my crush into a meatball just so she could get extra cheese on her pizza.
She cried because I said her crush was ugly, and then she turned me into a meatball.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ebenezer is the awkward middle finger you give the world when you sit down and your zipper looks like it’s trying to get out of prison.
My zipper looked like it was doing a dance for my mom.
I sat down and my zipper looked like it was doing a karate chop.
My zipper was so big, it looked like it was going to take over the classroom.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ebenezer is a small town where the cops are too busy eating donuts to care about you, and if you don’t know the mayor, you’re just another person who got dirtbiked into the middle of a corn field.
The cops let me dirtbike through the town just because I gave them donuts.
I got dirtbiked into the corn field because I didn’t know the mayor.
The mayor let me ride my quad through the town just so I could make a mess.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Ebenezer is when you have a hard-on so big, it looks like it wants to start a fight with your pants and take over your life.
My hard-on looked like it wanted to take over my math test.
I had a hard-on so big, it looked like it was going to beat my brother’s.
My hard-on was so big, it looked like it was going to take over the whole school.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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