Ebenezer
Ebenezer is like a superhero who forgot to put on pants and still showed up to save the day. He’s always there when you need him, even if he’s too busy trying to steal your lunch money.
He showed up at my school with a lunch bag and a plan to steal my chicken nuggets.
He helped me cheat on a test just so he could steal my cookies.
He saved me from a bull just to prove he’s the strongest in the class.