Ebenezer
Ebenezer is a cute dork who will hug you until you’re out of breath, but if you ever make her cry, she’ll turn you into a human meatball and serve you to the school cafeteria.
She hugged me until I couldn’t breathe and then threatened to feed me to the lunch ladies.
She turned my crush into a meatball just so she could get extra cheese on her pizza.
She cried because I said her crush was ugly, and then she turned me into a meatball.