Ebenezer
Ebenezer is the kind of guy who would let you die in a fire just to see if you could beat his record for being the most annoying person who ever lived. He’s smart, he’s funny, and he’ll drop everything to save your butt if you ever help him cheat on a test.
Ebenezer saved me from a burning math test just so I could help him pass.
He let me fail a spelling bee so he could beat my brother’s record.
He turned my dog into a spelling bee judge just to make me cry.