Ebenezer
Ebenezer is a small town where the cops are too busy eating donuts to care about you, and if you don’t know the mayor, you’re just another person who got dirtbiked into the middle of a corn field.
The cops let me dirtbike through the town just because I gave them donuts.
I got dirtbiked into the corn field because I didn’t know the mayor.
The mayor let me ride my quad through the town just so I could make a mess.