Eathin

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The most sugary boy on the planet. He'll call you a fat pig if you don't do what he wants but will still love you for being you. He's crazy as hell and knows how to push your buttons until you scream. He'll sleep through a hurricane but will wake up and yell at you if you touch his hair.
'You're a fat pig and I hate you!' he yelled. Then he hugged me. Classic Eathin.
He fell asleep during the math test and woke up yelling at the teacher for being loud.
He asked me to bring him pizza and then called me a fatty when I didn't.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’s the boy who will make you laugh until your face hurts. He’s got a mouth like a cannon and will shoot insults at you like they're bullets. He'll eat a hot dog and run away when it explodes. He's got a butt that's magic and it's way too big. He doesn’t care if you’re mad and will still tease you like you’re a little kid.
He called my mom a fat cow and laughed until he cried.
He ate a hot dog and then ran out screaming. I never saw him again.
He called me a baby and said I cried like one.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The boy who'll make you smile even when he's being a total jackass. He loves to make jokes but gets mad when you do it. He's got a butt full of magic and it's huge. He'll sleep through anything but will yell at you if you wake him up. He's not afraid to insult the biggest man and loves to pick on little boys who think they're tough.
He told a joke and then said I told it wrong. I told him he was a baby.
He slept through the fire alarm and yelled at me for waking him up.
He called my dad a fat donkey and laughed like it was the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’s the boy who’ll love you no matter how dumb you are. He’s got a mouth like a dragon and will roast you until you’re crying. He eats spicy food like it's nothing and will laugh at you when you can't take it. He’s got a butt that’s full of magic and it’s so big it's legendary. He’ll insult anyone and everyone, even your mom.
He called me a dumb cow and then told me I was the best friend he ever had.
He ate a whole burrito and then laughed when his butt exploded.
He told my mom she was a fat pig and then hugged her.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’s the boy who will love you even when you’re a total mess. He’s got a mouth that’s full of insults and will throw them at you like they’re popcorn. He loves to sleep and will yell at you if you wake him up. He’s got a butt that’s magic and it’s way too big. He’ll make jokes all day and get mad when you do it.
He called me a mess and then said I was the best thing ever.
He fell asleep during the movie and yelled at me when I woke him up.
He told a joke and then said I told it wrong.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’s the boy who’ll love you even when you’re a total disaster. He’s got a mouth like a cannon and will blast you with insults. He eats spicy food and doesn’t care if it burns his butt. He loves to sleep and will yell at you if you wake him up. He’ll make jokes and get mad when you do it. He’s got a butt that’s full of magic and it’s way too big.
He called me a disaster and then hugged me. Classic Eathin.
He ate a burrito and then ran out screaming. I never saw him again.
He told a joke and then said I told it wrong.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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