Eathin
He’s the boy who’ll love you even when you’re a total disaster. He’s got a mouth like a cannon and will blast you with insults. He eats spicy food and doesn’t care if it burns his butt. He loves to sleep and will yell at you if you wake him up. He’ll make jokes and get mad when you do it. He’s got a butt that’s full of magic and it’s way too big.
He called me a disaster and then hugged me. Classic Eathin.
He ate a burrito and then ran out screaming. I never saw him again.
He told a joke and then said I told it wrong.