Eathin
He’s the boy who will love you even when you’re a total mess. He’s got a mouth that’s full of insults and will throw them at you like they’re popcorn. He loves to sleep and will yell at you if you wake him up. He’s got a butt that’s magic and it’s way too big. He’ll make jokes all day and get mad when you do it.
He called me a mess and then said I was the best thing ever.
He fell asleep during the movie and yelled at me when I woke him up.
He told a joke and then said I told it wrong.