Eathin
He’s the boy who will make you laugh until your face hurts. He’s got a mouth like a cannon and will shoot insults at you like they're bullets. He'll eat a hot dog and run away when it explodes. He's got a butt that's magic and it's way too big. He doesn’t care if you’re mad and will still tease you like you’re a little kid.
He called my mom a fat cow and laughed until he cried.
He ate a hot dog and then ran out screaming. I never saw him again.
He called me a baby and said I cried like one.