earlshittinlamerboomer

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An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you take one massive dump so big it makes the toilet look like it's about to overflow and then you leave a giant turd floating on top like it's the king of the toilet.
I just did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my toilet is now a throne for the king of turds.
My roommate did an earlshittinlamerboomer and the toilet started singing.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and the toilet looked like it was about to cry.
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An earlshittinlamerboomer is when your poop is so huge it looks like it came from a giant and it sticks out of the toilet like it's showing off.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it looked like it was ready to start a war.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my toilet looked like it was about to explode.
My poop is so huge, it's like a giant took a dump in my toilet.
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An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you do such a huge dump that the toilet looks like it's holding up the sky and your turd is sticking out like it's the best part of the show.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and the toilet looked like it was holding the universe together.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it had its own fan club.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my turd was so proud, it waved at me.
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An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you take one dump so big it looks like it's going to break the toilet and then your turd floats on top like it’s the king of the bowl.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it made the toilet look like it was about to die.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my turd was so big, it had its own throne.
My earlshittinlamerboomer looked like it was going to start a revolution in the toilet.
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An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you let one giant dump out so big it looks like it came from a monster and your turd sticks out like it’s the champion of the toilet.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and the toilet looked like it was about to be eaten.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it had its own trophy.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my turd was so proud, it gave a speech.
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An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you take one huge dump so big it looks like the toilet is about to burst and your turd floats on top like it’s the boss of the whole bowl.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my toilet looked like it was going to burst into flames.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it had a whole team of turds helping it out.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my turd was so big, it had its own army.
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