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An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you take one massive dump so big it makes the toilet look like it's about to overflow and then you leave a giant turd floating on top like it's the king of the toilet.
I just did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my toilet is now a throne for the king of turds.
My roommate did an earlshittinlamerboomer and the toilet started singing.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and the toilet looked like it was about to cry.