earlshittinlamerboomer
An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you do such a huge dump that the toilet looks like it's holding up the sky and your turd is sticking out like it's the best part of the show.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and the toilet looked like it was holding the universe together.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it had its own fan club.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my turd was so proud, it waved at me.