earlshittinlamerboomer
An earlshittinlamerboomer is when your poop is so huge it looks like it came from a giant and it sticks out of the toilet like it's showing off.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it looked like it was ready to start a war.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my toilet looked like it was about to explode.
My poop is so huge, it's like a giant took a dump in my toilet.