earlshittinlamerboomer
An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you let one giant dump out so big it looks like it came from a monster and your turd sticks out like it’s the champion of the toilet.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and the toilet looked like it was about to be eaten.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it had its own trophy.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my turd was so proud, it gave a speech.