earlshittinlamerboomer
An earlshittinlamerboomer is when you take one dump so big it looks like it's going to break the toilet and then your turd floats on top like it’s the king of the bowl.
My earlshittinlamerboomer was so big, it made the toilet look like it was about to die.
I did an earlshittinlamerboomer and my turd was so big, it had its own throne.
My earlshittinlamerboomer looked like it was going to start a revolution in the toilet.