e-tistic

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A gross version of autistic. They only talk through e-mail and get angry if you try to talk to them face-to-face or on the phone.

I texted him 10 times. He still didn't reply. I'm gonna scream.

She sent me a 5-page e-mail about her cat's hairball. I'm dead.

He yelled at me for calling him on the phone. I'm not doing that again.

Someone who uses e-mail so much they think talking is a dirty word. They’d rather type a whole essay than say one sentence.

He typed me a 3-paragraph message about cereal. I just said 'milk' and left.

She sent me a 20-line e-mail for a 'hi'. I'm confused.

I asked him how he was. He replied with a 4-page e-mail about his socks.

A person so e-mail-dependent they think people are stupid if they don’t use it. They get mad if you don’t reply in 2 seconds.

She sent me a message and then screamed at me because I didn’t reply in 3 seconds.

He sent me a 12-line message about the weather. I just said 'cool' and he flipped.

I texted him. He sent me a 10-line reply. I’m done.

Someone who has lost their mind to e-mail. They can’t talk, they can’t text, they just type and type and type.

He typed me a 200-word message about his sandwich. I said 'it's good' and he cried.

She sent me a 10-line e-mail about her dog's breath. I just said 'smells' and left.

I called him. He sent me a 5-line message about my voice. I'm out.

A person who uses e-mail so much they think life is a series of messages. They’d rather die than talk to you in person.

He sent me a 12-line message about his shoes. I said 'cool' and he sent me a 7-line reply.

She typed me a 10-page message about her lunch. I said 'yummy' and she sent me a 5-line reply.

I called him. He sent me a 3-line message. I hung up.