e-tistic
A person who uses e-mail so much they think life is a series of messages. They’d rather die than talk to you in person.
He sent me a 12-line message about his shoes. I said 'cool' and he sent me a 7-line reply.
She typed me a 10-page message about her lunch. I said 'yummy' and she sent me a 5-line reply.
I called him. He sent me a 3-line message. I hung up.