e-tistic
Someone who uses e-mail so much they think talking is a dirty word. They’d rather type a whole essay than say one sentence.
He typed me a 3-paragraph message about cereal. I just said 'milk' and left.
She sent me a 20-line e-mail for a 'hi'. I'm confused.
I asked him how he was. He replied with a 4-page e-mail about his socks.