e-tistic
Someone who has lost their mind to e-mail. They can’t talk, they can’t text, they just type and type and type.
He typed me a 200-word message about his sandwich. I said 'it's good' and he cried.
She sent me a 10-line e-mail about her dog's breath. I just said 'smells' and left.
I called him. He sent me a 5-line message about my voice. I'm out.