e-tistic
A person so e-mail-dependent they think people are stupid if they don’t use it. They get mad if you don’t reply in 2 seconds.
She sent me a message and then screamed at me because I didn’t reply in 3 seconds.
He sent me a 12-line message about the weather. I just said 'cool' and he flipped.
I texted him. He sent me a 10-line reply. I’m done.