E-Slob

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A person who lets their inbox turn into a pigsty and keeps every stupid link ever sent to them, even if it was from their ex.

I got 17 emails about a pizza coupon I don't need. I'm not deleting them. I'm saving them for my ex.

My desktop looks like a tornado hit it. I have 47 folders named 'Important Stuff' and 3 of them are from 2012.

I have 122 tabs open. I might as well live in Chrome.

Someone who treats their email like a landfill and keeps every stupid file ever sent to them, even if it was from their mom.

My mom sent me a 20-page Word doc about her cat. I saved it. I don't know why.

I have 87 folders on my desktop. They all have the same name. 'Stuff' is the only one that matters.

I got a single email about a coupon, and I saved it. I'm gonna die of coupon fatigue.

A person who keeps every stupid email ever sent to them, even if it was from their crush, and lets their desktop turn into a disaster area.

I got a love letter from my crush in 2015. I saved it. I still have it. I read it every day.

My desktop has 132 folders. They all say 'Important Stuff' but they're all different stuff.

I have 27 tabs open. I might as well be a tab person.

A person who lets their email turn into a pigpen and keeps every stupid file ever sent to them, even if it was from their grandma.

My grandma sent me a 10-page email about her garden. I saved it. I don't know why.

I have 47 folders named 'Important Stuff' and 3 are from 2013.

I got 8 emails about a coupon. I saved them all. I'm gonna die of coupon overload.

A person who keeps every stupid email ever sent to them, even if it was from their teacher, and lets their desktop look like a trash can.

My teacher sent me a 5-page email about homework. I saved it. I don't know why.

I have 122 tabs open. I might as well live in Chrome.

My desktop is so messy, even my dog won't walk on it.

A person who lets their email look like a junkyard and keeps every stupid file ever sent to them, even if it was from their dog.

My dog sent me an email. I saved it. He has a 20-page email about his favorite toy.

I have 87 folders on my desktop. They all have the same name. 'Stuff' is the only one that matters.

I got a single email about a coupon, and I saved it. I'm gonna die of coupon fatigue.