E-Slob
A person who lets their email look like a junkyard and keeps every stupid file ever sent to them, even if it was from their dog.
My dog sent me an email. I saved it. He has a 20-page email about his favorite toy.
I have 87 folders on my desktop. They all have the same name. 'Stuff' is the only one that matters.
I got a single email about a coupon, and I saved it. I'm gonna die of coupon fatigue.