E-Slob
A person who lets their email turn into a pigpen and keeps every stupid file ever sent to them, even if it was from their grandma.
My grandma sent me a 10-page email about her garden. I saved it. I don't know why.
I have 47 folders named 'Important Stuff' and 3 are from 2013.
I got 8 emails about a coupon. I saved them all. I'm gonna die of coupon overload.