E-Slob
A person who keeps every stupid email ever sent to them, even if it was from their crush, and lets their desktop turn into a disaster area.
I got a love letter from my crush in 2015. I saved it. I still have it. I read it every day.
My desktop has 132 folders. They all say 'Important Stuff' but they're all different stuff.
I have 27 tabs open. I might as well be a tab person.