E-Slob
Someone who treats their email like a landfill and keeps every stupid file ever sent to them, even if it was from their mom.
My mom sent me a 20-page Word doc about her cat. I saved it. I don't know why.
I have 87 folders on my desktop. They all have the same name. 'Stuff' is the only one that matters.
I got a single email about a coupon, and I saved it. I'm gonna die of coupon fatigue.