DaFuckSheSay Phobia

Your cousin just said, 'I'm gonna beat you up in 2025' and you're like, 'What the hell?'

Your friend texts you, 'I just ate a hat' and you're like, 'I'm gonna die.'

Your mom says, 'I'm gonna turn you into a chicken' and you're like, 'I'm not even scared, I'm mad.'

Your teacher says, 'The moon is made of cheese,' and you're like, 'I'm not even a kid anymore.'

Your dog barks at you and says, 'I'm gonna eat your homework,' and you're like, 'I'm not even hungry.'

Your dad says, 'I'm gonna win the lottery by yelling,' and you're like, 'I'm gonna cry.'

Your neighbor yells, 'I'm gonna turn your house into a spaceship,' and you're like, 'I just want my peace.'

Your friend says, 'I ate a tree for breakfast,' and you're like, 'I'm gonna vomit.'

Your mom says, 'I'm gonna walk to Mars,' and you're like, 'I'm not even tired.'

Your teacher says, 'The sun is made of glitter,' and you're like, 'I'm not even in school anymore.'

Your friend texts, 'I just married a sandwich,' and you're like, 'I'm gonna leave this group chat.'

Your dad says, 'I'm gonna turn your dog into a dragon,' and you're like, 'I'm not even scared, I'm confused.'

Your cousin says, 'I'm gonna fight a robot in 2026,' and you're like, 'I'm not even a robot.'

Your friend says, 'I just ate a clock for lunch,' and you're like, 'I'm gonna die.'

Your mom says, 'I'm gonna fly to the moon on a bicycle,' and you're like, 'I'm not even tired.'