DaFuckSheSay Phobia
when someone says something so dumb you feel like you're in a bad movie and you want to run away
Your teacher says, 'The sun is made of glitter,' and you're like, 'I'm not even in school anymore.'
Your friend texts, 'I just married a sandwich,' and you're like, 'I'm gonna leave this group chat.'
Your dad says, 'I'm gonna turn your dog into a dragon,' and you're like, 'I'm not even scared, I'm confused.'