DaFuckSheSay Phobia
a fear of someone speaking so dumb it makes your soul cry and you want to throw things
Your neighbor yells, 'I'm gonna turn your house into a spaceship,' and you're like, 'I just want my peace.'
Your friend says, 'I ate a tree for breakfast,' and you're like, 'I'm gonna vomit.'
Your mom says, 'I'm gonna walk to Mars,' and you're like, 'I'm not even tired.'