DaFuckSheSay Phobia
when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain explode and you want to yell at them
Your cousin says, 'I'm gonna fight a robot in 2026,' and you're like, 'I'm not even a robot.'
Your friend says, 'I just ate a clock for lunch,' and you're like, 'I'm gonna die.'
Your mom says, 'I'm gonna fly to the moon on a bicycle,' and you're like, 'I'm not even tired.'