DaFuckSheSay Phobia
when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain shut down and you want to scream
Your teacher says, 'The moon is made of cheese,' and you're like, 'I'm not even a kid anymore.'
Your dog barks at you and says, 'I'm gonna eat your homework,' and you're like, 'I'm not even hungry.'
Your dad says, 'I'm gonna win the lottery by yelling,' and you're like, 'I'm gonna cry.'